Scott Croker

Writer for I Waste So Much Time.

coping mechanism police

okay, but this is expert level parking

make sure she can hear you

if you haven’t already, one day you will

when someone tickles your neck

guilty pets

the bougie man is under the bed!

3 minutes after clipping fingernails

choose your nickname

rip ipod

roomba on the run!

the honk steals eyebrows

let me take your jacket

i’ve made a terrible mistake

earth jumped the shark

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