Scott Croker

Writer for I Waste So Much Time.

i’ll give it the ‘ole college try

be your own worst enemy

the dream life

there is no middle ground

goosebumps, but for adults

my plants are my children

how many breadsticks have to be consumed to get this drip?

as long as humans can still make memes, this will be the result

alpha males don’t watch instructional videos

what’s your favorite six word story?

my waistline isn’t worth my happiness

stop to smell the roses?

big fork bad

from social warning fantasy to reality

ya don’t say?

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