Scott Croker

Writer for I Waste So Much Time.

what item do you want back?

kaboom kitty

sounds like a disney movie

and just like that, a classic was born

forgive me shark father for i have sinned

the sign said drive thru, officer. what was i supposed to do?

always fear the egg demon

it’s just a little blood

good christian honk

first beer on dad

lots of cookie shrapnel when cookie monster gets in a groove

barbie vs predator

aight, imma head out now

let’s swing!

the table have turned on airbnb

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