Talk about a hot new pet

So, who’s in charge?

He’s not sorry, and he will do it again

Disappointment is a flavor

If I fits, I social distances

She’s connecting dots; I’m just connecting hearts

Winning imaginary arguments against the shampoo bottles

Can we pretend that was just a loud burp?

“Look at me. I am the conductor now…”

Explains why I’m my own biggest fan

I’m scared to even touch the menu

The waiter’s forced laugh is a work of art

I’m ready to join this silent judgmental circle

My five-year plan is just petting ten thousand dogs

The neighborhood watch is having a very weird day

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