been on the waiting list for centuries

He sees you when you’re sleeping…

“don’t you dare” birthday party

That’s a lot of emotional baggage, Steve

I’ll bring the hula hoops and the Ibuprofen

Poetry vs. Reality

If “peace and quiet” were a picture

A 100% catch rate for a 100% match

That thought was important. It’s gone forever now

Waiting for them to adopt me

a massive promotion

There are plenty of fish in the sea…

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When you have a 9:00 AM meeting in Verdansk

Delusion is the best seasoning

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