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weekend quantum disappointment

Got ready at 6 AM… for 6 PM

latte won’t grab me

meowtrix is glitching

120 beats per mile

spotless royalty

I haunt my own kitchen

maxed, relaxed, perplexed

They really jellied out of it

shelling out justice

mutual petfection bond

jaws of justice

molten monkey marvel

unexpected aisle adventures

scent of injustice

He+said+we+suck+because+we+can%26%238217%3Bt+do+that%26%238230%3B
He said we suck because we can’t do that…
A+salesman+and+his+motorized+roller+skates.
A salesman and his motorized roller skates.
RIP+white+girls
RIP white girls
The+object+of+war
The object of war
Join the conversation
How+Big+Bird+works.
How Big Bird works.
Naming+cats.
Naming cats.
When+she+tells+me+how+much+her+haircut+costs%26%238230%3B
When she tells me how much her haircut costs…
Anaconda+%26%238211%3B+Vintage+Bluegrass+Hoedown
Anaconda – Vintage Bluegrass Hoedown
Life+was+easier+in+grade+school
Life was easier in grade school
The+derpiest+derp+I%26%238217%3Bve+ever+derped.
The derpiest derp I’ve ever derped.
Got+her+a+stunning+%2440k+ring.
Got her a stunning $40k ring.
The+gamer+way+to+snack
The gamer way to snack