I guess I’m just not the chosen one

Sitting is how hoodies assert their true shape

never truly alone

No thoughts, just calcium

Whee-haw

I think I just touched a fossilized nugget…

Modern problems require hilarious solutions

Add a cup of coffee and that’s my schedule

Trust is earned…

shell time!

Grey’s Anatomy will outlive the Sun itself

Still better than a Monday morning meeting

“Is the red dot still behind me, man?”

Service is great but the staff is moody

Game of chicken

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