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Suddenly, I’m the one making stupid choices…

the worst roommate ever

so this is what dentists mean when they say “open wide”

What The Wiggle

Is the wheel tax deductible? Asking for a friend.

Gus has very expensive taste

“ok, I’ll remove everything”

If it’s not 4XL, I don’t want it

Me after eating one spicy chip

Fruit, Seed, Furball

I’d rather learn a whole new language

I skipped it. It didn’t skip me.

I’d lose this in two minutes

It’s not a meal, it’s a medical intervention

We were robbed of peak cinema

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