Dodge ALL the bullets…

….could I trouble you for a slab of mutton and a horn of mead?

Thanks, Obama.

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When your mom calls you pretty.

Ducks keep a girl suffering from polio company – circa 1956

The art of farming.

Bears.

How I feel about kids today.

Well technically he was correct

I should start learning Japanese.

‘Murica!

You can change the world.

Words.

All hail the one true Tiger King.