Omelette You Finish.

You don’t say?

And this is why I’m single…

What has Disneyland come to…

Words.

Why you are not as awesome as your dog.

Le munching on my favorite snack.

I’ll never let go, Jack!

Reviving faith in humanity.

Every magical time…

That awkward moment when…

Calories.

How I spend time in the shower.

All my friends are in relationships…

Classy.

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