Omelette You Finish.

You don’t say?

And this is why I’m single…

What has Disneyland come to…

Words.

Le munching on my favorite snack.

Why you are not as awesome as your dog.

Reviving faith in humanity.

I’ll never let go, Jack!

Every magical time…

That awkward moment when…

Calories.

How I spend time in the shower.

All my friends are in relationships…

Classy.

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