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He’s a dreamer.

He's a dreamer.

Things I deal with.

Things I deal with.

What are the odds?!

What are the odds?!

Spiders.

Spiders.

Seriously considering this…

Seriously considering this...

Kids these days.

Kids these days.

What if girls had apostrophes instead of periods?

What if girls had apostrophes instead of periods?

Sassy Snow White.

Sassy Snow White.

The Ben and Jerry’s pint lock.

The Ben and Jerry's pint lock.
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I CHOOSE YOU!

I CHOOSE YOU!

The bathtub test.

The bathtub test.

For you, Jena.

For you, Jena.

I thought i was at a Nikki Minaj concert…

I thought i was at a Nikki Minaj concert...

Lingual differences.

Lingual differences.

It’s not difficult to make a woman happy…

It's not difficult to make a woman happy...
Victorian+Morphine+kit
Victorian Morphine kit
Build+the+border+wall%26%238230%3B
Build the border wall…
What+a+time+to+be+Alice%21
What a time to be Alice!
If+I+did+that%2C+we+wouldn%26%238217%3Bt+be+here+right+now%26%238230%3B
If I did that, we wouldn’t be here right now…
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Bumble+can+get+it.
Bumble can get it.
Snoooooowwww
Snoooooowwww
Might+not+be+the+best+time+for+a+vacation%2C+actually%26%238230%3B
Might not be the best time for a vacation, actually…
They+totally+fell+for+it%21
They totally fell for it!
You+came+to+the+wrong+neighborhood%26%238230%3B
You came to the wrong neighborhood…
Hit+me+with+that+hot+dog+ice+cream.
Hit me with that hot dog ice cream.
Tod+put+his+foot+in+his+mouth+today+at+work%26%238230%3B
Tod put his foot in his mouth today at work…
Onne+Vegter+is+probably+really+fun+at+parties%26%238230%3B
Onne Vegter is probably really fun at parties…