This slice of lemon pie is transparent

It’s going to be a masterpiece

Human?! No!

Sometimes life isn’t fair.

You were beautiful until your Photoshop 30-day trial expired.

When my friends want me to go out…

Ashton Kutcher in upcoming role as Steve Jobs.

If you watch pregnancy backwards…

PSA you can send smoke signals to your local fire department…

Oh how the turn tables turn…

Batman and Robin.

Dark Lord Happy Hour.

Annnnnd I’m out…

What is dad?

Librarian turns old growth tree stump into a neighborhood library.

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