No Animals Were Harmed in the Making of this motion picture

i’m a militia

This is total loss.

The problem with hunting fireflies.

Polite elephant crosses multiple farms on her voyage without damaging a single fence.

I’m having heart surgery today…

Saber-toothed Tiger.

I baked some Portal cookies!

I don’t always talk to non-tattooed people…

Netflix, chill.

Hash browns sound nice…

Cows are good souls.

The trumpet, which is a sort of loud pretzel…

Sham-Woohoo!

Bring him home.

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