Po-tay-toes! Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew.

Retirement plan?

My mind blew up.

I live a very social life…

We are all tied.

Do you know why I followed you?

I can’t wait for Fall (fixed)

They just stared at my pajamas.

Real nineties kids can quote Heavyweights.

What does your country have?

How I trick myself into studying

Fun with fireworks and ice.

Ditto is facetious

Doesn’t sound too bad tbh

We all party down here

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