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Bitch better have my money.

If you give a kid a shovel…

gold fish days like this

Sorry, I didn’t get that

Look around yourself. Your answer is nearby.

Yeah it’s on the list.

He lost his leg, not his sense of humor.

Here I am!

Why do stars flicker? Does the basement furnace have a soul? Why does mommy kiss the neighbor?

We’ll allow it…

All hail the mighty bird [or plane] in the sky.

Just gotta let it fly, on occasion.

FUUU Fighters.

Hey Jesus!

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