Lottery winner shows up in an emoji mask. Well played.

They doubted our love of fossil fuels….

Ineligable for dad joke status…

Seattle Mariners fans are the goodest.

I’d celebrate, but that seems too rational.

Sweet Jesus…

I’m not sure whom of the two is having the most fun.

You did good, kid.

Pigeons get all the cool features…

Words.

Huggy Bear cares for the wee ones.

This explains so much…

Handy tip #263

Jose Flanders

Opthomas Prime.

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