*swipe*

Nailed it.

God help us all if Canada ever figures out how to weaponize the hatred that emanates from a goose.

This Elmo arrived in the mail like someone in the Sesame Street mafia was trying to send a message…

The wars of the future will be fought with drones and toilet paper.

When you’d rather be a squib…

Sea urchins fight over cabbage leaves.

Hold your books, I will.

Words [for science…]

Checks out…

Words.

Trends in propoganda…

Get to gettin’ back to bed.

Anyone can cook*

Squish that kijje.

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