Just a baby otter.

I love you like Lily loved Snape…

Dear America.

I hate when that happens.

Thoughts?

Thoughts?

How I feel.

Rolling in the deep!

Censorship.

Study hard. Be evil.

The Chinese are good at this sort of thing…

The Chinese are good at this sort of thing...

I’ll just put myself to sleep…

Do want.

Why I’m still a virgin.

Where is God from?

We don’t deserve dogs.

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