Why I hate gamers

The most important dialogue in the entire saga.

Hi, Is This The Taxidermist?

Excuse me, did I say stop?

When you suddenly realize you are not a Siberian husky.

One of the guys at the gym said he was embarrassed he couldn’t lift as much as the bigger guys.

Physics is a trip.

How do you sleep at night?

Better Off Ted should keep going.

Burn bright like a diamond.

Off with my head…

USA! USA! USA!

Every Time He Gets Caught

Pulled over for speeding, grieving man stunned when officer drives him 100 miles to be with family

Gotdammit, Chad.

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