The best kind of superstitious.

Abuse is as abuse does.

Well, you’re old, anyway.

well named, parents

Steam Wars.

When my girlfriend kisses me in front of her parents.

Practicing how to goat.

Internet friends vs. real friends.

State your first name, last name, and occupation.

Now that’s how your marshal an F-15

Holograms

Do you even lift?

dog.

I have an epipen…

Problem solved.

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