Best. Fish tank. Ever.

Whenever I ask my parents for money

No you may not.

Clarification

Because I wouldn’t get caught dead going for a run…

I could cuddle here…

The lies I tell myself.

It’s the only reasonable thing to do

Come visit Chicago

Such an inspiration for me

a lot of butter

RIP in peace. (Alfred counts as family, right?)

Donald Trump’s mom

Let’s do sexy costumes for Halloween this year

The Old Timey Overly Attached Girl Friend

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