Will need a large yard, preferably a castle with a princess.

Guy does a flagpole on La Fiamma, circa Albigna, Switzerland

Treating the local mice population to an upgrade.

Recreational tampons are ruining families.

Checks out.

*toot toot* watch me whip

Manatees are large, aquatic, omnivorous mammals known as sea cows, and do enjoy their choccy bickies, as it were.

The children must be masked.

They should blast music so you know your Tide Pods are coming.

That’s The Best Way Of Describing Her I’ve Ever Seen

It’s The Real Walk Of Shame

Isn’t this fun?

Tom Hiddleston

Firefly

‘Sometimes, Pippa comes out for the daily delivery but there’s no mail for her to collect. So I have to improvise’ – local postie

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