Melissa Has Seen Things. Terrible Things.

Well doc, it all started when I was just a puppy…

If people are talking about you behind your back…

Won’t somebody think of the pizza!

I don’t even try to stop myself.

Favorite food of world leaders

Mmm, plant fluids

Something something horses on a plane…

Tom and Jerry turned 80 this year.

Colonel Sanders’ drivers license circa 1979.

Highly illogical gato.

A vending machine whom serves slices of cake. God bless them, every one.

say it five times fast

the thinkers are the enemy. right.

so true

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