Roses are red, you might just be dead…

Nice to meet you, Deborah.

You can call me haxorman.

2020 should have gone with Allstate

Hell’s Cafe, Paris, circa 1920’s.

Cut to the chase, bud.

Doom running on a pregnancy test why not.

2016 was a good year for the bees.

Always a tweet…

…there is no spoon.

Excessive sugar and calorie warning labels used in Mexico

Excessive sugar and calorie warning labels used in Mexico

Please boop me, darling.

Maybe we don’t go that deep…

Can you feel it?

how many dads does it take to write an episode of pokemon?

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