Women are hazardous.

Liam Gallagher on pirating.

You’re such a heterochromiac.

Little kid’s dream come true.

Whatever you’re doing, it’s working..

Vampire problems.

Did you know?

Got this Valentine from my daughter…

When I’m at a sleep over…

Government support desk.

Wait a minute…

Kisses!

Get a girlfriend, they said…

You’re getting dangerously close to my success level.

A new standard of measurement.

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