Did someone say ‘surprise’?

loyalty level: scrunchie

ultimate cluckathlon

Hot wings

highway tinder

Can’t spell? Blame pterodactyls!

they don’t hiss, they thunder

when the zoomies go supersonic

Jurassic Parent

once upon a crop top

public embarrassment: family size

romance and reconnaissance

i only smoke my espresso

“i’m basically godzilla’s cousin”

acting english

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