derek really hates goths

if pixar made godzilla vs kong. would you watch?

shanty your day away

the googly eye of sauron

costco has the best rotisserie chicken

the future is bright

if mcdonald’s was honest

so many questions…

you know there’s a reason they had to put that sign there

ahh, childhood

that’s how it all began

10 Dogs Being Silly Lil’ Guys

giving welts to your friends in class

“μην γελάς” – i’d totally put the mission at risk

a romantic poem