“you didn’t listen about your car’s extended warranty…”

you wouldn’t be mean to hammy, would you?

a sign after my own heart

turning on the lights is not an option

it’s a me, mario!

live laugh lobotomy

it’s not funny, but i’m laughing

these are horrifying

vampires are necromancers. In this essay I will…

making my math teacher proud

all that training for nothing

the difference between 5’11 and 6’0

wait, is this wrong?

the self control displayed here is stronger than my own

lookin’ for a match for your grandpa?

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