judge now, nap immediately after

crown of poor decisions

Theatrathalon

every cuddle’s a gamble

attitude sharper than the axe

the evolution of patience in three stages

i speak in drafts

you butter believe it’s good

horsing around with multiple choice

the butterfly effect just did a backflip

draft so bad it drafted

give santa some marry-time

well, he only had one interruption in stayin’ alive

the best flagship phone money can buy

thats only about 65″%” more than you need

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