security first, laughs later

mayo under arrest

backyard bouncer vibes

exclusive oddball

adulting failed successfully

Accidentally summoned a Disney side character

Jif me a break

kinda cool but lonely

owl you need is some chill

it’s not a parade, it’s a warning

first known “who’s a good boy?”

You shall not bounce!

shampoo: now 90% unicorn essence

This wrapper has more safety instructions than my car

talent: under construction, batteries not included

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