Scumbag teacher.

See you there?

Do you know why I’m standing here?

This guy deserves a medal for saving innocent lives

Made a friend today.

Have you no perspective?

Upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0

Love.

Two scientists walk in to a bar.

Saving for a new Lamborghini.

House?!

Greetings!

Bathroom doors.

It was this guy…

Faith in humanity, restored.

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