I’m looking for a fork and some dignity.

Aggressive eyebrow game

I am the storm

Staring into the cotton abyss

The mothership can wait

A majestic noodle

“I woke up like this”

The dramatic music starts playing

Spooky vibes and free fries

Leg day was successful

50-hour journey of “Oh, I forgot this banger!”

Chips, beer, and fear

To scream or not to scream

43 is the new 17

I bet the coffee machine has seen some things

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