“Extra bacon” was definitely not in our contract.

Same, little buddy. Same.

Why is being a gamer so much work?

If not friend, why friend shaped?

“Welcome to the dark side, son”

Guess I live outside this Target now

Shopping is easy when you ignore all color

When your book boyfriend is in danger

This crowd is completely non-reactive

Unfollow

This menu is highly illuminating

Which avian disaster are you feeling like today?

That dog is a mood and a half

This is what financial freedom looks like

My screen protector is holding my life together

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