“Wow, six legs? Incredible!”

honest fitness plan

I am currently in bloom

“Am I a sunflower yet?”

At least they’re being disposed of responsibly

Real magic requires a lot of hand towels

“I see you also enjoy small boxes”

The “E” stands for Expensive

Keep it secret, keep it salty

Freedom of speech, mostly screaming

already signed off

Very easy to clean

Please roll down your windows

This smile cost me five years of sleep

anyway…

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