No paper means I am officially a ghost!

This meeting should have been an email

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My diet lasted a solid five minutes

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I don’t even have patience to boil water

The dark side has a very strict manager

I learned about feudalism from a cat

personal attack on rock bands

My brain treats bedtime like a talent show

Years passed but the grudge stayed fresh

“Imagine only having two legs, truly tragic”

“Back in my day, remotes had actual buttons”

I barely have energy for this one

He is the captain of this vehicle now

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