It’s his universe

ready to waste money on this!

Every animal sounds like a minor wizard

Goodbye responsibilities, hello sweet, sweet memory foam

My monstera is currently plotting my downfall

looks like a frozen block of lasagna

Let’s hibernate…

This is what happens at 3:00 AM

I have books, but where is the drama?

peek-a-boo

melt-down

I love you, now waddle away slowly

“thanks for the free construction”

You can’t pause it, and you can’t leave

Just a casual breakfast on a cosmic missile

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