Stealing hearts and seats at the stadium

feeling very meowgical today

If it’s stupid and it works, it’s still stupid

Suddenly the world makes a lot less sense

My laptop is currently a very expensive space heater

feel blue

Diagnostics by algorithm

The belly stays big to store the snacks, sweetie

aggressively avoiding eye contact

high quality pasture

No snack left behind on this flight

sandxious

Does it look like I have eight arms?

Stereo-typical romantic

His neck is doing a lot of heavy lifting

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