Goodbye responsibilities, hello sweet, sweet memory foam

“thanks for the free construction”

I needed that fire warning last week

When does the “full adult” setting kick in?

I love you, now waddle away slowly

peek-a-boo

looking for his lost ring

I am using my foot anyway…

:3

My social battery requires literal photosynthesis now

my cat’s daily motivation poster

The Airbnb cleaning crew is getting intense

future wedding vows will include pancakes

My last two brain cells trying to flirt

“Pockets? No thanks”

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