„And the Oscar goes to…”

Hello darkness, my old (full-priced) friend

This isn’t a search, it’s a pilgrimage

tiny engines of pure joy

Disappointment is a flavor

Can I trade my experience for some actual money?

Laundry today, jewelry tomorrow

One spilled coffee and the whole aesthetic is ruined

‘happy little accident’ with crackers

Just a regular Tuesday

The most sophisticated ‘good boy’ in the business

trying to rob a house and getting existential dread

Just let me buy my shoes

Adding this to my resume

“I’m moving to a different planet tomorrow”

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