Can I trade my experience for some actual money?

“We take naps very seriously here”

No photos, please. My agent will call you

peacasso

15 years later, still holding the flashlight wrong

She’s connecting dots; I’m just connecting hearts

Why go to therapy when you can dig a hole?

Hello darkness, my old (full-priced) friend

I wouldn’t trust her near a chocolate cake

McHoney

Sitting is how hoodies assert their true shape

My stomach just asked a question

That’s a lot of words for ‘No’

The most sophisticated ‘good boy’ in the business

trying to rob a house and getting existential dread

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