Trapped in the matrix of wholesome energy

Every animal sounds like a minor wizard

He’s whispering ‘Hakuna Matata’ into the radio headset

Yay, my coffee addiction finally has a purpose!

looks like a frozen block of lasagna

Let’s hibernate…

Goodbye responsibilities, hello sweet, sweet memory foam

I have books, but where is the drama?

He owns that tank and he knows it

The exact faces I made during final exams

You can’t pause it, and you can’t leave

Just a casual breakfast on a cosmic missile

My monstera is currently plotting my downfall

Loyalty ends exactly at 6:01 PM

peek-a-boo

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