The floor is lava

date night armor

Just keep smiling and nobody will notice

A one-star review is still a view

I’ll walk myself home. Have a nice lunch

I don’t argue with things that have needles

Could you scoot just two degrees left?

“Tastes like burning” is a compliment here

“Enjoy your meal!” “You too!”

The dog is waiting for his custom collar

My heart just grew eight sizes

The ocean really needs to chill out.

Don’t Slide away from the conversation

Looking for a bite or a date?

Evolution of the “oopsie”

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