The only acceptable reason to answer a phone

melt-down

looks like a frozen block of lasagna

Let’s hibernate…

“thanks for the free construction”

I have books, but where is the drama?

peek-a-boo

I love you, now waddle away slowly

:3

Romance novels are finally getting realistic!

“Pockets? No thanks”

You can’t pause it, and you can’t leave

It’s a bird, it’s a plane… no, it’s a globe

Loyalty ends exactly at 6:01 PM

Legends of dance, who cares about vocals?

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