This is what happens at 3:00 AM

melt-down

“thanks for the free construction”

peek-a-boo

I love you, now waddle away slowly

Romance novels are finally getting realistic!

He’s about to download a whole pallet

The toddler is learning from the best

looking for his lost ring

:3

I am using my foot anyway…

“Pockets? No thanks”

My social battery requires literal photosynthesis now

You can’t pause it, and you can’t leave

It is no longer your song

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