a holy movement

only flush tissue paper

level up

independent trophy wife

bad dad joke incoming

dating in your 30s

this is why they’re called ghastly ghosts

goodnight handshakes don’t sound like the worst idea

the choice is simple, be funny or get fired. what do you choose?

better embarrassing than boring!

the pulitzer prize in journalism goes to

butt bongos

i’m a personality man, i’m not shallow

let them have their fun!

nothing. carry on