we’ve been trying to reach your about your car’s extended warranty

cat breaking in through bathroom window

gonna need a bigger ice hole

two seals stuck in the same ice hole

what year is it?

image of a cat coming out from under a weighted blanket

or make sure you can laugh at yourself before you do

sign that says you shouldnt laugh at your wifes choices because youre one of them

you were the chosen one. you were supposed to bring balance to your teeth, not ruin them!

tweet about having the dentist call you the chosen one

When you gotta go, you gotta go

image making joke about abe lincoln's body guard coming back from the bathroom

There’s an app for that, which probably doesn’t work in the dead zone known as parking garages

image showing how hard it is to find your car in a parking garage

i hope god’s dog is close to catching us

earth frisbee religion idea

i wonder what was in the follow up telegram

the depths cat will go to get fed is the bottom of this pool

a cat in scuba gear at the bottom of a pool

don’t get me too much credit. i will always find a way to miss it

tweet about person not being able to follow directions

welcome to holocene park – directed by steven spielberg

drawing of dinosaurs watching a movie in a theater

tour de france doesn’t follow the rules of the road

tour de france screenshot on televison

if you set your toaster on fire, you should probably just order in every meal

story about a girl setting her toaster on fire

was the lettuce on her head a gift from her boyfriend?

a girl with a piece of lettuce on her head

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