exclusive drop: emotionally unavailable gray

online: alpha, offline: alphabet soup

pen*s loyalty: now in travel size

mute but mentally correcting everyone

et tu, bruh?

klimt didn’t paint, he planted

these vibes suck…in a good way!

baby force to boomer flow

professor X-tra tired

update: alchemy now illegal

“seatbelts everyone… it’s colon time”

deep thoughts, deeper fryer

“Defrost Me If You Dare”

too cool to read, too chill to sit

“In 400 feet… tell your child to stop licking the window”

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