FaceTime with anxiety

My goals? Don’t spill snacks

Hot & salty

From playground hero to ibuprofen icon

Some gas stations sell nightmares

License to chill… and avoid eye contact

You’re mad, I’m branded

Barkitecture

basically a human crystal ball

swap purr-sonality

sending ghostly splashbacks

“mostly coffee does that”

Owls need their beauty sleep!

Wasn’t ready for Coachella in traffic

“I fear stairs, not clowns.”

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