it was always burning

house of the dragon memes to celebrate the premiere of hbo’s new got show that you’re gonna love to hate!

does not go on the dating profile

live laugh love

yee-haw!

Distance from the sun to the earth in cvs receipts

learn by doing

sleep protection

Divorce papers incoming

decepticons attack!

one reason you should never lie on your dating profile

that’s part of the point though, isn’t it?

just don’t say pete davidson three times in a row

thanks but no thanks

especially on a friday

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