dating in your 30s

image of a polar bear in a nature documentary

this is why they’re called ghastly ghosts

goodnight handshakes don’t sound like the worst idea

the choice is simple, be funny or get fired. what do you choose?

better embarrassing than boring!

the pulitzer prize in journalism goes to

butt bongos

i’m a personality man, i’m not shallow

joke about going to the butcher and asking for personality

let them have their fun!

news story about cops stopping a massive game of hide and seek in ikea

nothing. carry on

tweet about drug dog failing to detect drugs

just keep swimming

jenny’s number. i got it!

image text about yelling out jennys number in mcdonalds

legalize it

or just put the phone down and go to sleep

on his way to win her back

man holding extremely large bouquet on train

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