no thoughts, just happy slime

she thought ‘close enough’ and left

“i’m emotionally prepared to marry a pixel now”

genie: technically, i wasn’t wrong

heatstroke? not on my ranch

“press 1 for treats, 2 for belly rubs”

i forgot what i forgot

runs on lettuce and ambition

“if it’s important, they’ll email”

100% good boy

not all heroes wear shirts

I lose my favorite Tupperware lid… you still lose your AirPods.

hunger… my oldest companion returns

they came to cast and strut

i asked for volume, not vengeance

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