these are the tools of successful writers

um, what now?

beware of log

Heid klum asked if we would still love her if she was a worm for halloween and the answer was obviously “yes”

the flip flop killer is thwip thwipping for you

do not feed the animals

how fast are you?

side effects may include incest…

Mariah carey memes because all i want for christmas is for people to stop posting about it before thanksgiving!

take away the 1 and subtract 2 from the hour. easy

you know things are going bad when skechers refuses to talk to you

and frozen thin mints

pool world

chaos lentils would be a pretty good band name

it’s not the size that matters

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