you’re never too old to start working

they’re trying to tell you something

but after four hours you would need to call your doctor

a dangerous game

what’s inside your stomach?

maybe gelato instead

what kind of sub is your girl?

fantasy vs reality

the “cool” police

he had too many balls in the air

live laugh lobotomy

all my problems can be blamed on astrology

ode de febreeze

Waste time with the fallout of amtrak tweeting “trains” with these one word repsonses

don’t give me a reason and i won’t get mad

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