first known “who’s a good boy?”

welcome to jurassic buzz

everything’s fine. definitely. totally. fine.

bikeasaurus rex

i can’t vibe and function

cereal: the meal that multitasks

“i loved it yesterday”

printer runs on drama, not logic

emotionally attached in 3 seconds

no longer food, now folklore

swanpool lane: next stop nap town

decor or intruder?

devitosaurus measured

“dad, stop the bird-brag”

sewing, not just swinging

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