TSA: ma’am, your face is too happy

Hoo’s finding their inner peace now?

send help i can’t unsee

here comes the brie-ride

imaginary oscar goes to me

first known “who’s a good boy?”

welcome to jurassic buzz

everything’s fine. definitely. totally. fine.

bikeasaurus rex

i can’t vibe and function

cereal: the meal that multitasks

“i loved it yesterday”

printer runs on drama, not logic

emotionally attached in 3 seconds

no longer food, now folklore