boss’s new conspiracy theory

certified denial technique

it’s not a parade, it’s a warning

“you better be interesting”

it’s 9:30, i’ve aged a decade

fashionably five minutes late

jeff’s eyes say “vogue called again”

shoe choice: whatever touched my foot first

synchronized and sleepy

patience: uninstalled

never enough

programmed to keep feelings on hold

raising dna wildest remix

letters rearranged, but not there

flower went undercover