myspace just rolled over in its grave

“back in my day, eggs were free”

fur-gotten ankles

eau de cozy blanket

claws and applause

stainfluencer

pandas gone loco

certified ladies’ man

the lights are on, no one’s home

passion? gravy. hobby? gravy.

time’s up, literally

hierarchy of jeffs must be respected

Code couture, darling

Rooftop security

spelled my youth

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