Prepare for high winds and very short arms

Somewhere, Sarah is still talking about this…

Is it a good photo?…No, it’s a perfect photo

Best $1,400 ever spent in the history of art

“Trust me, I’m an engineer” (Narrator: He wasn’t)

organic “to do” list

The house is already 40% his

A bag of joy

One “good job” away from a medical degree

fake it till you make it

I didn’t need to see this, but I’m glad

That joke aged better than my sleep schedule

50-hour journey of “Oh, I forgot this banger!”

When you lie down to “think” for five minutes

“we are all made of stars”

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