Great, now this song is permanently stuck inside

Two rejections balanced out by one massive win

from “no banana” to “proud mama”

That is enough relationship discourse for this decade

Close enough…

Michelin stars mean nothing to a toddler

Bold of you to assume I was invited

That strawberry has a deep villain voice

The Beakles

My phone ringtone is a complete mystery

He is the captain of this vehicle now

“Back in my day, remotes had actual buttons”

Life is way too short for boring books

Give this man a PhD in parking law

“Imagine only having two legs, truly tragic”

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