90% of hiking is just interpretive dance

No awkward eye contact for five minutes

One more treat and I’m literally transparent

If “peace and quiet” were a picture

Will run for potatoes and literally nothing else

Eat more minerals

I’ll just wait for the sequel indoors

I hope they use silver spoons carefully

Simple, elegant, and absolutely terrible

Can’t hear you over the sound of fabulous

Why is nobody driving a pencil car today?

At least the roof won’t blow away

I guess I’m just not the chosen one

“That hand better be reaching for treats”

More hot dogs and zero consequences

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