Modern problems requiring impossible modern solutions

Welcome to the great book ranch, pardner

My diet lasted a solid five minutes

“They see me rollin’, they hatin’ …”

This is holding the entire company together

Every single Friday night

Don’t say it if you don’t mean it

Accept all cookies for maximum energy

He just wanted his beloved acorn back

Game of Thrones

Slapping your own arm every two minutes

This dish demands absolute, immediate respect

Looks completely fine from a distance

He wore it before it was cool

That brownie definitely has a curse attached

previous page button

next page button