In my mind, I am the asteroid

Clever Phteven

a rare Pokémon

Best holiday card I’ve ever seen

I can smell this picture and it’s beautiful

a personality trait

A majestic noodle

Nature is healing; the sidewalk tigers are returning

The only heavy thing here is the lead apron

Chew, flip, repeat

I’ve reached my limit of being “found” this week

May your microwave be fast and your nuggets stay firm

moral compass was clearly also an antique

I didn’t sign up for this level of self-reflection

He’s not on the internet, but he owns it

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