“Please lower your volume, young man”

I am my own worst enemy

His neck muscles must be pure steel

I needed that fire warning last week

Who allowed me to be the adult?

It is no longer your song

He’s about to download a whole pallet

NÖSHAME

The smallest bird with the biggest attitude

When your relationship status is strictly administrative

A brilliant writing hack

That’s why they don’t land on rainbows

Every bite you take, I’ll be watching you…

The only acceptable reason to answer a phone

My lower back cannot handle this

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