If you can’t beat them, join them

They need a mediator, not a manager

completely lost without his mouse

both have terrible posture

How you doin’

The longer you look, the worse it gets

I am currently on slice number seven today

When you’re too lazy to swim your laps

My family thanksgiving dinners would be silent

That yellow carpet is about to see things

The longest five seconds in human history

When you refuse to buy a five-dollar stand

He’s not sick, he’s just starting college

“missed plot points are your problem”

Years passed but the grudge stayed fresh

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