“Did you get my text?” Me: Stitches faster

Sherlock Bones

Don’t Slide away from the conversation

Just missing that “murder mitten” energy

My heart just grew eight sizes

If you don’t wave, I don’t exist

“Tastes like burning” is a compliment here

I’m wealthy, but at what cost?

Could you scoot just two degrees left?

3 hearts? That’s a lot of potential heartbreak

The floor is lava

“Do Not Disturb”

His little legs are doing their absolute best

GET BACK HERE, YOU ELUSIVE HAPPY MOLECULE!

“I accept cash, card, and tears”

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