joke aged like wine, not empire

calendar invite:“battle+feedback loop”

magn-ooooh no

trusted the chakra of multiple choice

goals? ate them

elvish? more like hellvish

tree reunion failed

baked to be yours

catnip’s the gateway to purrdition

he sits, he soaks, he judges

ai made our salad self-aware

caught thinking? must be black magic

Spirit animal? No. Vibe animal

No communication = no happy ending

the chronicles of caps lock