proof that hoarding is simply future planning

clinic built entirely of dad jokes

three perfect pixels

he served pepperoni and emotional realism

can’t read it but it slaps

high-note security

this roof needs a lawyer

“my shape? iconic”

ad-free sanctuary

peak intelligence: minimum effort required

angle so bad it scans

echo location: this paper

jazzy existentialism

dyslexia’s final boss

slovaks: hold my makovník

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