biceps? nah, bring me brunch

cats: the only gossip i care about

descended from royalty, ruled by clowns

“hungry” for silence

every pause is a fight

aluminum à la mode

that zebra’s seen things, man

flavor: raccoon smoothie

frogs don’t swim in status

this fireplace has side quests

even ghosts said, “bro chill”

food tastes better from someone else’s bowl

overthinking: level enchanted forest

cat in jar: Schrödinger upgraded

slaying AND sleighing tonight

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