gently sobs in millennial

asked for comfort, got a studio apartment

talent: under construction, batteries not included

guess i’m moisturized for eternity now

he said he was making ‘cloud armor’

someone get this man a gummy!

lawnardo da vinci

can explain quantum theory, forgot my keys

degrees, are you okay? Are you okay, degrees?

mixer made me who I am

somewhere, the simulation is buffering hard

part oceanographer, part horror director

Sir, your skeleton’s trying to leave without you

If it’s urgent, send a raven

Doggy heaven: where squirrels go to lose their nuts

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